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Nightfalls

The Ordeal

Savathûn's Song


Regulars

  • Tree of Probabilities
  • The Insight Terminus
  • The Hollowed Lair

Extra Tall Forge Box

Volundr

The Spider

Big Fat Fallen

  • Enhancement Cores
    10 Legendary Shards
  • Legendary Shards
    10 Seraphite
  • Glimmer
    20 Dusklight Shard
  • Phaseglass
    1 Legendary Shards
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    5000 Glimmer
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More Spider Deets

Dreaming City Curse Level

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Reckoning Boss

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Oryx

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