Nightfalls

The Ordeal

Regulars

Extra Tall Forge Box

Gofannon

The Spider

Big Fat Fallen

Thin the Herd
250 Glimmer
Flotsam and Jetsam
250 Glimmer
Defend the Shore
250 Glimmer
Lost on the Landing
250 Glimmer

More Spider Deets

Dreaming City Curse Level

How fucked is this shit?

Shit is moderately fucked, yo

Reckoning Boss

More like WRECKoning amirite!!!!!

Oryx

Patronizer

Welcome to the Patronizer, where all the contributors to the site can provide their own content and our world famous RNG algorithm will pick and choose to perfectly craft a message that is guaranteed to be funny. This hour's message is...

Dorkthrone is sneezing uncontrollably.

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What The Fuck is New?

Extra Tall Forge Box

Xûr Hot Hotterline

Thanks to our fuckin amazing patrons, we're bringing back our patented Xûr Hotline! Call now to get your up to date xur information recorded personally by our very own Dorkthrone!

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Discord

Yo. We've got a Discord. It's pretty cool (not biased).

You should maybe join it or something idk.

Official WTFIX Discord

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RIP Hank.

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