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Public Xûrvice Announcement

Hello. It is I, NotDisliked, the developer of the site and one half of the Where The Fuck Is Xur team. I have a Twitter. I would like it if you followed me. I want to interact with more people. This has been my best attempt at begging for clout. Thank you for your time.

Also, we have a Discord bot. It's pretty cool, and is still working. I'm not sure how, but I'll take it.

It's 2AM.

Nightfalls

The Ordeal

The Insight Terminus


Regulars

  • Tree of Probabilities
  • Will of the Thousands
  • Broodhold

Extra Tall Forge Box

Bergusia

The Spider

Big Fat Fallen

  • Thin the Herd
    250 Glimmer
  • Patrol the Shore
    250 Glimmer
  • Treasure Hunter
    250 Glimmer
  • Lost on the Landing
    250 Glimmer
More Spider Deets

Dreaming City Curse Level

How fucked is this shit?

Shit ain't fucked, yo

Reckoning Boss

More like WRECKoning amirite!!!!!

Oryx

Patronizer

Welcome to the Patronizer, where all the contributors to the site can provide their own content and our world famous RNG algorithm will pick and choose to perfectly craft a message that is guaranteed to be funny. This hour's message is...

Dorkthrone is sneezing uncontrollably.

Not funny enough for ya? Stop by our Patreon and you can get your own content put in here!

What The Fuck is New?

  • Extra Tall Forge Box

Xûr Hot Hotterline

Thanks to our fuckin amazing patrons, we're bringing back our patented Xûr Hotline! Call now to get your up to date xur information recorded personally by our very own Dorkthrone!

1 (414) 436-9013

Discord

Yo. We've got a Discord. It's pretty cool (not biased).

You should maybe join it or something idk.

Community of Xûr Discord

Contributors

Curious who makes this site happen? Have a gander at our Contributors page.

Want to help make this site happen, get some special perks in our Discord, improve the laugh factor of the Patronizer, get access to the weekly Xursletter, and overall become a core contributor to the site? We have a Patreon so you (yes, you!) can help out.