Xur's fucked off
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RIP Hank.
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Thin the Herd
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Defend the Shore
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Lost on the Landing
250 Glimmer
Dreaming City Curse Level
How fucked is this shit?
Shit is moderately fucked, yo
Reckoning Boss
More like WRECKoning amirite!!!!!
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