Insectoid Robot Grenades
This weapon's grenades are insectoid robots that chase targets and explode close to them.
Raiden Flux (Hunter)
Quick successive attacks with Arc Staff increase its damage output and duration.
Mask of the Quiet One (Titan)
Grants ability energy when you're damaged. When critically wounded, regain maximum health on kills.
Crown of Tempests (Warlock)
Arc ability kills increase the recharge rate of your Arc abilities and extend the duration of Stormtrance.
The Insight Terminus
- The Scarlet Keep
- The Arms Dealer
- Tree of Probabilities
Extra Tall Forge Box
Big Fat Fallen
Flotsam and Jetsam
Patrol the Shore
Lost in the Cut
Dreaming City Curse Level
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