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Public Xûrvice Announcement

Hello. It is I, NotDisliked, the developer of the site and one half of the Where The Fuck Is Xur team. I have a Twitter. I would like it if you followed me. I want to interact with more people. This has been my best attempt at begging for clout. Thank you for your time.

Also, we have a Discord bot. It's pretty cool, and is still working. I'm not sure how, but I'll take it.

It's 2AM.

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Big Fat Fallen

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Dreaming City Curse Level

How fucked is this shit?

Shit ain't fucked, yo

Reckoning Boss

More like WRECKoning amirite!!!!!

Oryx

Patronizer

Welcome to the Patronizer, where all the contributors to the site can provide their own content and our world famous RNG algorithm will pick and choose to perfectly craft a message that is guaranteed to be funny. This hour's message is...

Dorkthrone is sneezing uncontrollably.

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What The Fuck is New?

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Xûr Hot Hotterline

Thanks to our fuckin amazing patrons, we're bringing back our patented Xûr Hotline! Call now to get your up to date xur information recorded personally by our very own Dorkthrone!

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Discord

Yo. We've got a Discord. It's pretty cool (not biased).

You should maybe join it or something idk.

Community of Xûr Discord

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