This weapon lobs large, explosive, seeking slugs when you're firing from the hip. When you're aiming down sights, the slugs travel fast and straight, with higher damage and a lower rate of fire.
Aeon Swift (Hunter)
Dodging grants the following to nearby Aeon Cult allies: Grenade energy to Warlocks Melee energy to Titans Dodge energy to Hunters Other allies receive a fraction of the shared energy.
Increased melee lunge range. Improved melee and Super damage when you're surrounded.
Karnstein Armlets (Warlock)
Melee kills instantly restore a large amount of health and continue to restore health afterwards for a short duration.
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