Xur's fucked off

I got fabled this week and I've run out of people to flex on, so now I'm flexing on you, the user

Public Xûrvice Announcement

Happy...EASTXÛR (fuck you that's funny)


  • Heroic Adventure
  • And then...
  • Strikes
  • Gambit
  • Crucible


  • Exodus Crash
  • Strange Terrain
  • The Corrupted


Who are you

  • Impact Mod
  • Boss Spec

The Spider

Big Fat Fallen

  • Enhancement Cores
    10 Legendary Shards
  • Legendary Shards
    10 Phaseglass Needle
  • Glimmer
    5 Dusklight Shard
  • Phaseglass
    1 Legendary Shards
  • Dusklight Shards
    1 Legendary Shards
  • Alkane Dust
    5000 Glimmer
  • Datalattice
    1 Legendary Shards
More Spider Deets

Dreaming City Curse Level

How fucked is this shit?

Shit is completely fucked, yo

Thought of the Day

We put a lot of work into this redesign, and we're really proud of it. If you've got feedback for us, please stop by our Discord (links on the top or bottom of the site) and tell us how you feel! Just be nice, our egos are fragile.

What The Fuck is New?

  • There is now a page for every vendor in the game, with (almost) all the items that cycle weekly/daily
  • There's a new layout on the homepage (hopefully you noticed that already)
  • You can see xur's location from anywhere on the site!
  • We've reworked the backend software from the ground up to support more and better swearing than anyone's accomplished before.
  • There's a new place where you can see all the stuff that changes every week like curse level, ascendant challenge, EP boss, etc.
  • We made a new, shorter URL for you guys to see our site. Please give a warm welcome to wtfix.xyz
  • Hey you. Yeah, you. You're pretty cool. But that wasn't new! ♥

Xûr Hotline

Mind and spirit. Call now and hear the future.

Xûr has the answers you seek. It's an answering machine.
Leave a goddamn message.

1 (414) 436-9013


The man. The myth. The legend. With some help from a fan and the KoX team, the 15 year old case of Frankie O'Day has been solved.