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Xûr's Inventory


Conserve Momentum

Non-lethal hits with projectiles make this weapon charge faster until its wielder gets a kill.

Gemini Jester (Hunter)


Dodging disorients nearby enemies and temporarily removes their radar.

Peregrine Greaves (Titan)

Peregrine Strike

All shoulder charge abilities (Seismic Strike, Hammer Strike, or Shield Bash) deal bonus damage when activated in the air.

Nezarec's Sin (Warlock)

Abyssal Extractors

Void-damage kills increase ability energy recharge rate.


The Ordeal

Lake of Shadows


  • The Scarlet Keep
  • The Inverted Spire
  • The Arms Dealer

Extra Tall Forge Box


The Spider

Big Fat Fallen

  • Shoreline Scavenging
    250 Glimmer
  • Patrol the Shore
    250 Glimmer
  • Treasure Hunter
    250 Glimmer
  • Lost in the Cut
    250 Glimmer
More Spider Deets

Dreaming City Curse Level

How fucked is this shit?

Shit ain't fucked, yo

Reckoning Boss

More like WRECKoning amirite!!!!!



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  • Extra Tall Forge Box

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