Xur's fucked off
Xûr found in 9.07 seconds
39 days until we get back on that RNG crack rock!
Public Xûrvice Announcement
We have a Discord bot that posts Xûr's location each week!
Lost Sectors
Legend
K1 Logistics
Exotic Chest
Master
The Empty Tank
Exotic Arms
Nightfalls
The Ordeal
The Corrupted
The Gun
The Hothead, Hung Jury SR4
European Eclipsed Zone
EEZ
Eventide Ruins
Tha Modz
Banshee
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Boss Spec
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Counterbalance Stock
Ada
The Spider
Big Fat Fallen
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Enhancement Prisms
400 Legendary Shards -
Enhancement Cores
30 Legendary Shards -
Glimmer
20 Dusklight Shard -
Dusklight Shards
1 Legendary Shards -
Etheric Spiral
1 Legendary Shards -
Baryon Boughs
1 Legendary Shards -
Glacial Starwort
5000 Glimmer
Patronizer
Welcome to the Patronizer, where our world famous RNG algorithm will pick and choose to perfectly craft a message that is guaranteed to be funny. This hour's message is...
Dorkthrone is eating a Hot Pocket. Jealous?
What The Fuck is New?
- Apparently Shadowkeep is over now and Beyond Light is out, who knew
Discord
Yo. We've got a Discord. It's pretty cool (not biased).
You should maybe join it or something idk.
Official WTFIX Discord
Community Xûrvice
While it's true that we have a propensity for naughty curse words, we also have big hearts. In that spirit, we want to use our site traffic for the greater good, and one of those initiatives is to draw attention to charities, causes, and non-profits supported by members of our Discord community.
Disclaimer: the members of WTFIX have expressed a range of feelings on the topic of abortion, and we in no way shape or form expect that our beliefs align with everyone who is a member of our discord or a fan of the site. That being said, I think I speak for the crew when I say we do not think it's the government's place to tell someone what to do with their bodies.
In that spirit, check out Fund Texas Choice and consider making a donation. If nothing else, click around the site and inform yourself about what's going on down there.