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Xûr's Inventory

Black Talon

Crow's Wings

: Fire a heavy projectile attack. Heavy attacks are stronger with full energy. Attacks partially bypass elemental shields.

Mechaneer's Tricksleeves (Hunter)

Spring-Loaded Mounting

Increases Sidearm ready and reload speed. While you're critically wounded, swapping to a Sidearm increases its damage.

Dunemarchers (Titan)

Linear Actuators

Increases sprint speed. Sprinting builds up a static charge. After melee-attacking an enemy, that charge will chain damage to nearby enemies.

Claws of Ahamkara (Warlock)

The Whispers

Gain an additional melee charge.


The Ordeal

The Pyramidion


  • Savathûn's Song
  • Tree of Probabilities
  • Warden of Nothing

Extra Tall Forge Box


The Spider

Big Fat Fallen

  • The Great Equalizer
    250 Glimmer
  • Flotsam and Jetsam
    250 Glimmer
  • Treasure Hunter
    250 Glimmer
  • Lost on the Edge
    250 Glimmer
More Spider Deets

Dreaming City Curse Level

How fucked is this shit?

Shit is completely fucked, yo

Reckoning Boss

More like WRECKoning amirite!!!!!



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What The Fuck is New?

  • Extra Tall Forge Box

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