Xur's fucked off

I got fabled this week and I've run out of people to flex on, so now I'm flexing on you, the user

Public Xûrvice Announcement

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Spider WANTED Bounties

Arcadian Chord (Powerful Bounty)

Nessus > Adventure Beacon

Arcane Mind

Nessus > The Cistern [Random Spawn] (High Value Target)

Blood Cleaver (Powerful Bounty)

Io > Adventure Beacon

Calzar, Scarred Captain

EDZ > The Sludge > Shaft 13 Lost Sector [E]

Consul Partisan

Tangled Shore > Sorik's Cut (Cryo Pod Public Event Boss)

Devourer Darg

EDZ > Sunken Isles > Skydock IV Lost Sector [Left of Echion Hold]

Disgraced Braccus

EDZ > Winding Cove > [Random Spawn] (High Value Target)

Downpour Captain

EDZ > Winding Cove > The Weep Lost Sector

Drained Captain

EDZ > Whispered Falls

Dust-Choked Thrag

EDZ > Firebase Hades > Excavation Site XII Lost Sector [E]

Fortifier Yann

EDZ > Sunken Isles > The Quarry Lost Sector [Central]

Ghaul Devotee

Io > Lost Oasis [Random Spawn] (High Value Target)

Golmuut

Titan > The Rig > Cargo Bay 3 Lost Sector [N]

Gravetide Summoner (Powerful Bounty)

Titan > Adventure Beacon

Irxis Partisan

EDZ > The Gulch > [Random Spawn] (High Value Target)

Hiraks' Familiar

Titan > Siren's Watch > [Random Spawn] (High Value Target)

Karagul

Titan > The Rig > Methane Flush Lost Sector [NE Corner]

Keresh, Champion of Xol

Mars > Core Terminus

Kurg, The All-Seeing Force

EDZ > Firebase Hades > The Pit Lost Sector [NW]

Metal Captain

EDZ > Trostland > The Drain Lost Sector [Central]

Mazan, Lost Captain

EDZ > Trostland > Widow's Walk Lost Sector (left of the church)

Narik's Reborn

Nessus > Glade of Echoes > The Carrion Pit Lost Sector [SE]

Pakrion

Nessus > The Tangle > Ancient's Haunt Lost Sector [W]

Pallas Siegebreaker

Tangled Shore > Thieves' Landing > [Cryo Pod Public Event] (High Value Target)

Pandrok, Pillar of Nothing

Io > The Rupture > Sanctum of Bones Lost Sector [E] (directly to the right of the Rupture landing zone)

Phyzann, Drowned Captain

EDZ > The Gulch > Flooded Chasm Lost Sector [E]

Prince of Yul

Tangled Shore > Jetsam of Saturn

Qeldron, Keeper

IO > Lost Oasis > Ulan-Tan Lost Sector [NW]

Queenbreaker

EDZ > Trostland ([)High Value Target)

Ruined Mind

IO > The Rupture > Aphix Conduit Lost Sector [SE]

Saturn Survivor

EDZ > The Sludge > [Random Spawn] (High Value Target)

Shayotet Partisan

Nessus > The Cistern > The Conflux Lost Sector [N] (North of the Well of Flames)

Silent Fang (Powerful Bounty)

EDZ > Adventure Beacon

Splendid Mind

Nessus > Glade of Echoes > [Random Spawn] (High Value Target)

Sunless Captain

EDZ > Trostland > Terminus East Lost Sector [NE]

Subterranean Mind

Mercury > Pariah's Refuge Lost Sector [SE]

Student of Beltrik

Nessus > Exodus Black [Random Spawn] (High Value Target)

Tattered Dusk Captain

Nessus > Exodus Black > The Rift Lost Sector [W]

Thaan'hul

Titan > The Rig > DS Quarters-2 Lost Sector

The Eye in the Dark (Powerful Bounty)

Mars > Adventure Beacon

Thyrdron

Nessus > Artifact's Edge > The Orrery Lost Sector [N]

Varghul, Fragment of Oryx

EDZ > The Sludge > Cavern of Souls Lost Sector [C] (right in the center of the region)

Valus Dulurc

Mars > Glacial Drift > Ma'adim Subterrane Lost Sector [E]

Zerz, The Unstoppable Weight

EDZ > Firebase Hades > Pathfinder's Crash Lost Sector [SE]